Season 3
Download Audio Files from Shows 100 – 150 (Season 3) here:
SHOW 100 – DATING: HOW DO YOUR EMOTIONS PLAY A PART???
· Emotions are the DRAMA of your life.
· They can build a relationship or tear it down!
· Men have emotions, they feel EXCITED they buy that sports car
· We were given tears and laughter for a REASON!
· Emotions can give you advance warning on certain situations
HOT TOPIC: STOP YOUR FRIEND’S HUMILIATION !
· WHEN do we tell our friends they are making a fool of themselves?
· One person’s comments can MAKE you look in the mirror for the first time
· Is self-humiliation a good way to keep our EGO “in check”?
· Should you tell your female friend she dresses like a “Ho”?
· Don’t put off going for that job promotion because you fear humiliation, risk it !!!
SHOW 101 – DATING: DOES ORAL SEX ONLY HAPPEN WHILE DATING??
· Is Oral Sex extinct after the six month time frame?
· BJ’s can bring you jewlery from the More-head Collection!
· “Cunnilingus” and “Fellatio” are not cities in Greece.
· Semen contains 15 calories, has B12, calcium, chlorine, and 27 other interesting items
· Going from ‘zero to sixty’ will get you more BJ’s than a half hour of groans!
HOT TOPIC: MANAGEMENT SUCKS !!!
· Employees take pay cuts to ensure the CEO’s Bonus!
· Unions go on strike to TRY to keep up to a % of management salaries
· Politicians give themselves 29% pay raise but still contract work outside to Bombay, India, etc.
· Productivity does not happen when you nickle and dime your employees to death!
· The Media runs down Unions because they get perks with the Big Boys
SHOW 102 – DATING: HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX WHEN YOU ARE A SINGLE PARENT?
· School is 8:30am -3:00pm, enjoy a “nooner” occasionally.
· Install a lock on your bedroom door !
· Do not feel guilty about sex, unless you have a revolving door !
· Kids come first, but when Mama’s happy, junior is too.
· DO NOT share info with friends, quiet liasons are less judgmental
HOT TOPIC: THE STUPID F—ING THINGS PEOPLE SAY!
· Is it ignorance or just plain nastiness ?
· Are you anorexic or did you have lipo suction ?
· Is sensitivity a thing of the past due to competition ?
· Name droppers have NO idea how stupid they sound !
· Think before you speak, take 10 seconds before the words escape your lips !
SHOW 103 – DATING: DATING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOUR PARTNER
· Are you a doormat or living with one ?
· Do you have your own voice, or are you controlled by theirs ?
· Is your ‘own time’ sacrificed by ALWAYS putting them first ?
· We all have different DNA, therefore we are all unique. Be yourself…everyone else is taken !
· Learn to be a complete person, not someone’s shadow !
HOT TOPIC: IS YOUR MEDICINE CABINET FULL?
· Have prescriptions become a Doctors band-aid ?
· Use the gym for cheap self-esteem therapy… not Prosac !
· Do we actually deal with emotions any more or stifle them with drugs !
· Cough medicine could be your teenagers hidden addiction !
· How much do we really know about vaccines ?
SHOW 104 -DATING: DISSECTING PERSONAL ADS
· Does anyone meet ‘naturally’ anymore ?
· Our world has become so Robotic that our laptop is our best friend !
· The Beavers Favourite Personal Ad’s are:
—’SWM into chain saws and hockey masks seek like-minded SWF. No weirdos ! ‘
—’Submissive male seeks dominant female with extensive knowledge of knots.’
· Learn to cater your ad to the right audience or you are wasting time and money, honey .
HOT TOPIC: MY KID STILL LIVES AT HOME !
· Are we (as parents) the wounded chicks that HAD to learn to fly on our own ?
· Have Mom / Dad become enablers because they don’t WANT to be empty-nesters ?
· Still home at 30 ? Could it be the 46′ HDTV and the rent free self-contained basement suite?
· What happened to the pick up truck or the barn for teenage foreplay ?
· If your ADULT kids are still living at home, time restrictions need to be applied after age 20 !
SHOW # 105
DATING: INTERNET DATING SCAMS!!
· A 66 yr old Vancouver woman was scammed out of $33,000!
· Are we so hungry for a man that we become that gullible?
· Internet Scam Artists get their online photos from modelling sites!
· Choose ONLY established websites, when dating online.
· Always meet them face to face, and never send money to anyone!
HOT TOPIC: ARE CANADIANS PUSHOVERS?
· Wherever you take up residence, that Country’s values, should be respected
· Should Canadians be able to vote without showing their face?
· The Race Card should not be pulled out everytime a Country enforces their policies
· The Media makes every opinion a HEADLINE!!
· Explore and enjoy another culture…Stop pointing fingers at each other!
SHOW # 106 – DATING: IF YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO CALL…CALL!
· Do you constantly take phone numbers with no intention of calling?
· Are you a “regular” at giving out the wrong number?
· Calling someone a month later means: YOU are an after thought!
· Have we forgotten how to speak without alcohol?
· If he is REALLY interested, he will call! Don’t wait by the phone
HOT TOPIC: MY CHILD IS…GAY
· 20 YEARS ago we would have ignored the signs
· Be honest, just how accepting ARE you, of your childs sexuality?
· Would it matter if your child was Gay? Is it OK not to be?
· Coming Out… to your parents, should be not be done in Anger!
· Our kids have grown up in A Gay society, parents are still adjusting
SHOW # 107 – DATING: ARE THEY REALLY WORTH CRYING OVER??
· Still crying after a breakup 2 years later? Get laid!
· Pity parties allow you to live as a victim, mingling helps you grow!
· “Own” your part in the breakup to move on a faster recovery…
· Was it love? or… Really your ego that got hurt?
· Did they dump your ass? Fight back with a makeover!
HOT TOPIC: UPDATED SEX ENHANCERS FOR 2007
· Use The Slippery Kitty or Kama Sutra Oil of Love as lubricants
· The Lacie Heart Pocket Pal is a man’s NEW best friend!
· Try The Inflatable Tilt Master for easy positioning
· Sensitive nipples? We recommend: The Tickling Bra
· Be sure to visit: The Naughty Vending Machine in Edinburgh, Scotland
SHOW # 108 – DATING: DATING PEOPLE IN SHIFT WORK OR WHO WORK TOO MUCH!
· Are you pushed aside for ANOTHER overtime shift?
· Firefighters have the best shift going! You can have your cake…
· Dating someone on Graveyard shift, is not for dependant types!
· Are you a workaholic?? Don’t date!
· Shift work can be beneficial for commitment phobic types
HOT TOPIC: HOW MANY OF US ACTUALLY TALK OUT LOUD ABOUT SEX?
· Talk naturally about sex and watch your friends relax and follow suit
· Do not talk about SEX in the bedroom…Before or after, not during!
· Are single people more able to talk about sex than married couples?
· Women discuss sex with each other, Men BRAG to their buddies
· Do You wear a Halloween Mask when entering a sex shop?
SHOW # 109 – DATING: IS EVERYONE YOU DATE THE ‘ONE’?
· Are you so obsessed with commitment, that your date can smell it?
· Are you freaked out if they don’t call you the next day after your date?
· People who are insecure are more apt to be clingy
· Feeling comfortable in your identity attracts dates your way.
· Have some limitations! It’s not all about just having someone.
HOT TOPIC: EMPLOYER ETIQUETTE
· The biggest complaint among Interviewees is: Lack of response!
· As an employer, you should review and talk about a candidate’s resume
· Employers should contact ALL interviewees with the final decision…
· Companies that respect their employees will stand tall for years to come!
· The ‘Good Ol Boys’ Club is a dying breed – Thank God!!
SHOW # 110 – DATING: DEAR DIARY…
· Read your Diary annually to learn who you really are!
· Go Online to www.deardiary.net to interact with other writers
· Anne Frank named her Diary, ” Kitty ”
· Diaries provide snapshots of past thoughts
· Marilyn Monroe riled JFK with the contents of her Red Diary!
HOT TOPIC: IS YOUR LIFE A SOAP OPERA?
· Is your life continual DRAMA?
· Losing yourself vicariously through fantasyland can be a good thing!
· Are your on-going medical problems fabricated attention seekers?
· What category does your life fit into? Drama, Horror, Space…
· Are we always looking for…greener grass?
SHOW #111 – DATING: I USED TO BE A MALE STRIPPER, with SPECIAL GUEST WOLF: BIG RICHARD (GREG)
· As a stripper, Greg’s dating life was constantly rewarding
· Private parties brought after hours sexual perks
· Big Richard (big dick) lived up to his stage name!
· Greg’s dancing attire stood out…( Pool boy and Pinocchio)
· A room full of sex crazed women never gets old!
HOT TOPIC: WHERE HAS PUBLIC COURTESY GONE?
· Are Thank-yous and RSVP’s obsolete in 2007?
· Have birthdays and Christmas come down to group E-cards?
· Are you constantly put on hold when talking to a friend on the phone?
· Care and concern for others should be unconditional!
· Your time is just as important as anyone else’s…Demand it!
SHOW #112 – DATING: PERSONAL DATING COACHES with GUEST HOST BRIANNE BRICE
· Does the fear of rejection keep you home watching re-runs?
· Dating Coaches will be your ‘wing woman’ on a night out!
· Coaches will give you a girl’s-eye take on your bachelor pad and wardrobe!
· Dating Coach David Wygant makes a living from his experience as a past bartender
· Learn how to network your way to a jam-packed date card!
HOT TOPIC: WOMEN’S SEXUAL APPETITE IN THEIR 40′S!
· Testarol is a new testosterone sexual enhancer for women
· Studies show: Austria, USA, Spain and Canada have the most sex from ages 40-80!!
· Are women 40+ having to keep up sexually, to compete with Viagra?
· Suzanne and Brianne volunteer for a Testosterone Ass Patch!
· SINGLE older women prefer sex, to married women
SHOW #113 – DATING TOPIC: WHY DO SO MANY BREAKUPS HAPPEN OVER THE HOLIDAYS?
· Christmas Demons of the past, re-establishes old fears
· Do breakups occur due to the depression of winter darkness?
· Exchange the Christmas gift you bought him, for a vibrator!
· Go away for New Year’s Eve, to a singles Club Med!
· Do not drink and dial or text them after 8 rum & eggnogs…Move on with class
HOT TOPIC: HOW DARING ARE YOU??
· Would you pose for Playboy if they asked you to?
· Could someone dare you to accomplish your biggest fear?
· Would you ever be a contestant on the show Fear Factor?
· If you were given the resources, what would you change about the world?
· Why are we more of who we REALLY are when we are on vacation??
SHOW #114 – DATING: ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE?
· Are you naughty if you just FORGET to wear your underwear out?
· Why is Suzannne’s Tattoo on the naughty list?
· The Beavers disagree that LUST is one of the 7 Deadly Sins!!
· Are you a push-over? Learn how to say NO to your date!
· Are you too nice in bed and afraid to tell them you are not satisfied?
HOT TOPIC: HOT TOPIC: SEXERCISE!!
· Exercise can make you feel sensual, why not add sex to it too?
· Your mattress isn’t a replacement for a treadmill, but sex works out your muscles!
· Testosterone spikes sexual arousal in both sexes after a workout!
· Do SQUATS for better hip thrusting power! Girls too!
· Female and Male Kegels keep your privates functioning like a 25 year old!
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SHOW #146 – DATING TOPIC – PART 1: HOW TO CAPTIVATE A WOMAN
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HOW TO CAPTIVATE A WOMAN! Here is another show suggestion from one of our listeners, Paul. He is a fellow Canadian actually…His question is: What is The Art of Captivating a woman? He says it is not to be
confused with making a woman a “little interested”…So Paul…we gather you are asking how to approach a person so that it makes a man stand out and get undivided attention from the woman he chooses to
captivate? First of all…what does captivate mean?…It may have different meanings to different people? Is it a game to some? Is it serious?
Captivate means… to hold the attention of someone by being extremely interesting, exciting, charming or attractive. Ex.: With her beauty and charm, she captivated film audiences everywhere. Another
Meaning: Capturing interest as if by a spell…bewitching, enchanting, fascinating and enthralling…
If you are able to put all these attributes “out there” confidently, why would anyone ever be dateless? the operative word is CONFIDENCE! So the first rule of thumb is, if you want to captivate someone, you must be confident…
How many people truly are? We’re so fucked up with our insecurities that it prohibits our confidence from surfacing like a damn submarine! Why are we allowing something to be sabotaged before we even try?
Is this why Tony Robbins is so successful? Because he teaches people how to be Captivating, so to speak. Anyone who can hold an audience’s attention has learned “The Art of Captivation”…Obama, Oprah, Madonna, Clinton, Angelina Jolie all have this! They all “hold court”! There is a good and bad way to learn how to get someone’s attention and it truly is an ART…We all know the annoying ones like “in your face leaders” Jimmy Baker and George Bush!
But on a romantic level, it is not about selling a product to the masses, it is about sincerity and being real to that person who has captured your attention. While the beavers are not huge believers in “love at first sight”, we are believers in powerful chemistry at first sight! We all must learn not to let that pass us by, because we do NOT KNOW how to enchant that person before us. How many times do you
kick yourself for being a WHIMP!
I have so many girlfriends who are too shy to even say hi to a guy they have “the hots” for, and he is standing right beside them at the gym or at work! What the Hell do you have to lose by talking casually
to him? Maybe one moment of embarrassment, to what could be a great relationship or at least some fabulous sex for a while…We really are our own worst enemy aren’t we? No one else is in charge of us! (at
least they shouldn’t be)
Lets talk about what women like initially, when approached by a man:
· We like it when a man approaches us before he has had 10 beers and at a reasonable hour…not last call! LOL
· Eye contact is important, not boob contact.
· A nice opening line with some wit or sincerity attached
· A gesture such as helping with her coat if you can see she is struggling with it getting up from her seat. (I had a fellow do that the other day)
· Strikes up a conversation easily without too much hesitation.
· Speaks confidently about why he has approached her!
· Gives her HIS business card or number
· Ask great questions and listens to what she says
· Follows through on calling her within a day or so.
· Doesn’t play the wait game and puts himself out there
· Isn’t egotistical and makes HER feel important
· Has no problem complimenting her in a room full of people
· Stands up for her at any given moment!
He isn’t worried about what other guys say to him, when he puts her first much of the time…he is OK by ribbing from his buddies because he is confident !He is protective and pursues her all the while he is
in the relationship. He is romantic and not complacent…He holds her attention and because of this, all she sees is him, she is not interested in anyone else …where would she go, if it was this good?
If you are shy and meeting people isn’t your strong point, learn how to open a conversation…Check out our opening pick-up line shows 1 & 2. They are in Video and Audio/Blog format on beavertalk.com and
Video on YouTube. Being shy is an excuse, and learning how to get out of that box will only improve your life! It is not that easy to make a woman feel attracted to you. In Many guys don’t understand what
women look for in a partner, they think it is all about the wallet, their car or their looks…We really are just looking for a good man! (well most of us!) There are definitely materialistic gold diggers
out there…But come on guys, they are so transparent they make Casper look human!
Figure out what is most important to her about a man’s characteristics. Give her options when first meeting her, giving her a little power. “I would love to take you out in the next week, what day works best
for you?…What is your favorite menu?”…Observe her while you are talking and see what she’s all about…Pay attention!
Here are some nice things to say to them while you are getting to know them and on a continual basis within the relationship…Be sincere and mean them though…
“When can we meet again?… How do you know all this?…I’m so impressed…I’ve never met someone man like you before… I like who I am when I’m with you…You’re really funny!…I love that you are so
confident!…I love the way you look at things…I love to hear what you think…I’m happy when I’m with you”…
“I love being with you…and… Thank you” (often!) xoxo the beavers
SHOW #146 – HOT TOPIC – PART 2: DOES THE POOLBOY REALLY CLEAN THE POOL??
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This is a show about all our wonderful delivery and home services and the employees attached. How many of us ever talk to these people who we see on a daily basis? Do you know their names? Whether it is your residence or place of employment, do you take a moment to look up and say a pleasant hello? Or are you totally attracted to them and really LOVE these service employees and say a lot more than HELLO!…maybe a little bit too much more!
I have spoken with many guys in the delivery industry on this subject but not any women. If you know any stories about women approached by their customers, please write in. From my conversations with men, there are a lot of lonely women sitting at home waiting on that so-called delivery!
There are some amazing stories and not too far off from what transpires on desperate housewives with “the painters and gardeners!”One Milkman I was recently talking with, said that some women actually meet
him at the door wearing sexy lingerie! Of course they are making excuses and apologizing for not being ready to meet someone so early at their front door! OH they were READY all right.
When holidays come, there are extra special treats from the lady of the house. Suggestive comments, little hugs, Christmas cards that are a little more playful. Some of the women are actually competitive with their neighbors about their service man! It is like they are their own personal property! I asked one Milkman if he ever REALLY delivered (the cream) to any of these ladies temptations…He said NO because he is happily married, but he knew of some younger guys who occasionally indulged. I guess it is like the Mile High Club; it is a fantasy for some! Why not take advantage of it? Hey, it’s all about job perks isn’t it? I asked my source where they would park the truck during one of these romps. It
would be pretty obvious to the neighbors if the milkman stayed longer than a few minutes at a house guess it would be OK if she lived in a country home with a very long drive way! He said that it is basically a quickie (the 2 minute man) so that the truck isn’t sitting too long. I still think it would be noticeable! Every Gladys Kravitz (from Bewitched) would be all over that one!
Pool Boy Service (so to speak lol) is much easier, especially if you have a closed in garden area! I have always fantasized about the Pool Boy! Mainly it was the pool I was fantasizing about, I don’t have one! In the movies Pool Boys are always hot young guys with big packages! Porno’s use this scenario all the time. But in reality it is one of the bigger fantasies for the ladies of leisure!
Not all women like the pool boy… Back in 2006, Britney Spears fired her pool boy for talking too much to her husband Kevin Federline. Jon LaLanne the ex-employee was hanging out a little bit too much and causing Federline to slack off talking to him all the time Britney was not impressed and started screaming at Kevin for lying around! The next day, LaLanne, said he got a call from Spears’ people, telling him not to report for work. LaLanne, is the son of exercise guru Jack LaLanne. Jon also has a band he and Kevin would talk music. He said, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else.
“She wants Kevin on a leash,” LaLanne told the mag. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.
Another good service would be a Massage Therapist that comes to your home! Could it get an easier than that if you both complied with a little hanky panky? I once went for a massage with this blind guy in Bangkok. The crew all told me about him and how good he was. He wasn’t BLIND! He was maybe a little “sight challenged” but he knew where his hand was every time he said sorry…whoops…He was milking it. I wouldn’t have minded so much if he had been 25 and hot! He was about 70!
What about Couriers and the Fed-Ex Guy? Many times they arrive first thing in the morning when people are just getting up and are not dressed! Is this don on purpose??? To catch us in the buff? Can you imagine how many stories go around their office with what they see and hear at a regular customer’s home or work environment. We were receiving regular packages for one guy at work from FED EX and we were all starting to wonder what he was doing on the side. He has a great sense of humor so we wrote Rotating Rosemary- Blow Up Doll in big letters on all side of the side of the box…Dave the fed-ex guy, and I were killing ourselves laughing!!
Can you imagine how many plain paper packages they deliver with special toys for people…ohhhh the secrets…That would be a good movie title…FED-EX stories of customer’s closet fantasies! Some strippers even use The Fed Ex guy as their dress-up act. So there must be something rewardingly sexy to this job, in real life…Some of the real fed ex guys are pretty built from carrying heavy packages around all day. And up and down stairs etc. Same with Mail carriers! How often do you see over weight letter carriers??
Here is a funny joke I got on line about mailmen:
· It’s near Christmas & the mailman is delivering packages. A woman opens the door in a sexy negligee and invites him in. Surprised, he follows her to the bedroom where they proceed to have sex. After it’s over, the woman hands him a dollar. The mailman, puzzled, asked why? The woman replied, “well, while I was making my shopping list I asked my husband, honey, what should we give that nice mailman for Christmas?” and he replied, “fuck the mailman, give him a dollar!”
The beavers have always treated everyone with the same respect regardless of status or occupation. We are all just trying to make our way in life…Some of us show our appreciation more than necessary.
Whatever the case, be pleasant to these service people, don’t take advantage of them, unless you pay them well, some of you may have to pay them really well down the road in blackmail, if you are not careful! Watch the temptation, it may not be worth it in the end. If you are single, go for it! xoxo the beavers
SHOW #147 – HOT TOPIC – part 1: JENNIFER ANISTON GOT SCREWED!
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Sandra and I don’t usually get into the Hollywood gossip much, because we feel that enough magazines and television shows already cover that!…But the beavers would like to add our comments to the recent
headlines involving Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie…
First of all, our hats go off to Jennifer for having the class that she has had all the way through this horrible break-up with her husband Brad Pitt! She hasn’t said one thing negative while the Paparazzi
put cute little pictures of the new happy couple all over the Internet! Why doesn’t Angelina ever get dissed in the media? It is like she is on this big pedestal and everyone tippy toes around her…
Jolie -earns $12-15 million a movie and is generating Oscar buzz for The Changling. She plays a mother whose son is kidnapped. Aniston who makes an estimated $8 million a movie – plays Ben Affleck’s love
interest in the adaptation of the best-selling relationship book he’s just not that into you. Regardless of the fact that Angelina makes more money per movie, the bigger box office draw is Jennifer because
people relate to her more than Angelina, a woman that hangs a vial of blood around her neck. Plus Jennifer is the girl that millions of women can relate to after being dumped, for another woman!
Her personality has spunk and everyday qualities that are not categorized as a Diva like Angelina…She just doesn’t ooze life of the party does she?? Which girl would you invite out on a girls stag?
Angelina always plays the bad girl roles…it suits her dark persona. How often do you see her with a girlfriend in public? She’s not a “girl’s girl” at all…While she is stunningly beautiful, we will give
her that; she doesn’t seem to be a happy person.
What is with all the adoptions? Shouldn’t you show love to one child and make them comfortable in their new surroundings before signing the paperwork on another? How can she possibly be able to give that
much attention to each child?? They all require different things before another one comes along to steal the moment? Something must be missing from her life…Which is probably why Brad was the chosen one!
She NOW admits that she fell in love with him on set of their movie!! YA THINK???? She ripped him out of Jennifer’s hands for God sake…Brad lacks a lot of character for falling for his leading lady!
Angelina is very seductive but her name should be the black widow spider…when men get stuck in her web, they are putty in her loins! There are some women that just have a natural sensuality that helps them
get attention from men…Women probably want to hurt her because of it, she reeks of seduction…
This isn’t the first time she ended up with a guy who was in a relationship…Laura Dern and Billy Bob Thornton were a couple when Angelina met him! Can you say PATTERN??? Angelina co-starred with Thornton
in 1999’s “Pushing Tin”. Billy Bob and Laura had invested in a Hollywood Hills home. According to the New York Daily News, “Billy Bob called Laura to say he had no intention of marrying Angelina and was just
“doing his thing”. Four days later, Thornton and Jolie eloped to Las Vegas. Laura said: “I left home to work on a movie and while I was away, my boyfriend got married, and I’ve never heard from him again,
she said it was like a sudden death.”
The big question today is: Why would Angelina bring up that she was in love with Brad during the movie, after saying over and over again that she didn’t break up Jen and Brad and it was after the movie that
they got together! What is the purpose of bringing that up now? Is she trying to rub salt in the wound a few years later? Is Angelina feeling insecure and trying to make Jennifer angry at Brad Pitt, to keep
him away???…What is her motive?
That is the epitome of nasty, after rubbing six kids in her nose, and non-stop media about Jennifer and her love life! (Which hasn’t gone well since Brad left her)…She was totally in love with Brad, and it
is not easy to replace that, especially when the love of her life destroyed her trust! Losing that faith leaves a big scar, and it is not easy to get back on the horse again…All the guys she has been with
since ,have been band-aids and not even close to who she should be with…John Mayer? What is that all about? He is a kid and not ready to play house yet…Jennifer needs a strong man, someone grounded, who
puts her first. She is a sweet person and what you see is what you get. She deserves to be happy…We are here for you Jen and wish you nothing but wonderful things in the years to come…xoxo the beavers
SHOW #147 – HOT TOPIC – PART 2: SEX TOYS ARE US!
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We would like to Thank Vera Zyla who is the Co-owner and Sex Educator of The Art Of Loving Store located in Vancouver Canada…All the products featured on the show today are compliments of Vera.
Unfortunately for us, they are on loan and not ours to keep!
· (604) 742-9988 www.TheArtOfLoving.ca
First question when thinking about exploring into a shop like this…What are we looking for when we go to a Sex Toy Store, or if we are shopping on line?…What types of things are offered, and how do we
educate ourselves to know what are we need?
All shipments are packaged discreetly in either a plain brown cardboard box or bubble packed shipping envelope, the return address for this particular store reads TAOL, not The Art of Loving. Nothing on the
packaging identifies the nature of the contents. For shipments to the U.S. the required customs sticker identifies the contents as “toys”.
To clean a 100% silicone toy, you may use a 10% bleach solution, an antibacterial soap. To clean jelly or hard plastic toys, hot soap and water with a good rinse is the best way. Most toys can be cleaned
with running hot water over them and occasionally rinsing with alcohol for disinfecting. Some toys are Porous and should be used with a condom! That doesn’t sound like fun…These toys are usually less
expensive so it may be worthwhile splurging on a good toy that costs a little more…less worries about disease etc…
For those of you new to exploring a different avenue to sex, there are many great seminars offered to get you in the mood!
Giving Good Head: Blow more than your lovers mind! Watch a few DVD clips of some famous blowjob artists at work and learn some new moves!
How to Have a Great Orgasm: Ever have an orgasm that makes your whole body shake and toes curl? Learn how to have one! This course is a woman’s guide to self-pleasure that includes all the details from the
basics of getting started to more advanced tips and techniques.
The Art of Flirting: This is a powerful skill! Techniques presented in this seminar will help you express your inner flirt through words and body language. Learn some creative opening lines, whether you want
to flirt online, on the phone or in person, this seminar will help. G-Spot: This workshop will help you to discover the secrets of the G-Spot and female ejaculation. Illustrations will help you find your
G-Spot or someone else’s. DVD clips will be on hand to help you with the visual. You will also learn which sexual positions and toys can help a woman enhance the sensation of G-Spot orgasm by herself or with
a partner. Tie Me To The Bedpost: Does the image of somebody being tied to the bedpost intrigue you? Whether you’re the one wanting to be tied up or the one in charge experimenting with BDSM can be a
completely consensual, incredibly sexy experience. Learn about safety, communication, basic bondage cuffs ropes knots and flogging techniques. Complete with a live demonstration this seminar is a perfect
evening where you can give yourself permission to explore and go where you’ve never gone before. Suck It Like A Porn Star: What is the difference between a good blow job and a great blow job? A helpful way
to know what men crave is to hear a man tell it like it is. Vera Zyla co -owner/sex educator of The Art of Loving has been sharing her expert tips and techniques on giving good head for years and Daniel
Packard playfully give you the inside scoop into how to perfect the performance that will get you excited and drive him crazy. This is very educational and very fun two hours filled with laughs, learning and
lube. Daniel Packard is on the radio, in newspapers, and has performed with Dr.Sue Johanson, giving women fun, funny, blunt insight into how men REALLY think. TIE ME UP: Does BDSM intrigue you, but
intimidate you at the same time? Come explore your kinky side! Learn about safety, communication, and basic bondage and flogging techniques (complete with a live demonstration!) in a fun, non-judgmental
environment. (Other courses that sound interesting …Boner Management, Sex Talk 101, Light His Fire…)
Other Products at The Art Of Loving:
· Vibrators: There are many varieties that we haven’t talked about many sizes and shapes…
· Books: There is a great big beautiful book I saw when I was in the store, all about penises. It is about $60 and well worth it, if you like to look at 8×10 photos of all colours and sizes of the big guy!
It would be a great gift for a Gay Man…Nice coffee table accessory!
· DVDs: Lots of different types of instructional
· Guy Gear: Toys and Clothing
· Lubes: Tasty treats for the body and not are ALL available
· Anal Toys: Talked about much more openly now than in the past…still, not for everyone…
· Dildos and Harnesses: Not just for Gay people!
· Dress-up clothes: Nurses Outifts, Naughty Schoolgirl, French Maid, you name it!
· Waterproof Gear: For the bathtub, shower or hot tub or beach rendezvous…wherever you want to get wet…
· Kink & Fetish: Clothes and items Games and Novelties: Fun stuff for parties etc
· Gift Certificates: A great gift for the bride/groom to be or birthday for spouse or friend…it could lure a shy person into unchartered waters so to speak, just by giving it to them, the gift certificate
will get them in the front door…then look out and see what happens!
Watch our video for a “visual” of the products offered in todays show. Have fun everybody, explore your wild side…xoxo the beavers
SHOW #148 – HOT TOPIC – PART 1: INTERACTIVE TELEPHONE GAME – BEAVER’S VERSION
SMP FILMS (CORY WILLIAMS AND THE BEAVERS)
Cory Williams from SMP films on Youtube put together a video that allows another youtube member to interact with his video/audio. The beavers decided to make it an interview segment where we interrogate Cory
with a line of questions! It is a very interesting concept and we enjoyed blending the two videos into a storyline…Check it out and try it yourself…
Go to this Youtube link: THE CORY WILLIAMS INTERVIEW
Have fun and be creative! xoxo the beavers
SHOW #148 – HOT TOPIC – PART 2: The Beavers Sing SANTA BABY
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SANTA BABY: Revised Lyrics By Susan McCord
Santa baby just slip the big guy underneath the tree, for me,
I’ve been a very naughty girl, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight…
Chubby Baby, bring me lots of jewellery, don’t go cheap,
I’ll make it worth your while on my knees,
So hurry down the chimney tonight…
I’ll wear my sexy negligee so sheer,
you’ll wet yourself when you come near, Santa Baby hurry hurry right now, It can’t be beat, the two of us rolling in the sheets!
Think of all the years we’ve had, that have gone past,
With memories of us panting oh so fast…
Come slide back down my body tonight…
Santa baby I want you here more than one day a year
And really wish you didn’t drink so much beer,
Santa dear… champagne is really more my style…
Santa darling…maybe should drop a few more pounds’
It would help you with your Christmas rounds
And make it down the chimney easier …
Santa sweetheart, I know you sleep with more than just me
A diamond necklace would help me forget and see,
The reason why I tolerate your yearly booty call…
Santa Honey… one little thing I really need,
Is sex more frequent with less reindeer speed
So Santa… slowly come with me tonight….
Merry Christmas everyone…with love, the beavers XOXO
DATING TOPIC: DRINKING AND DIALING
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Here is a great subject for all ages and both sexes! Drinking and Dialing! It could be your boss, family member, Ex or a Secret Crush that makes you feel the need to tell all, and what you gives you more
courage than alcohol! Just when you think your night was drama free, you have this nagging feeling half way through the day that you did something out of character. You decide to do a phone check in the sent
box and there is the dreaded number of your Boss or your Ex in the display column like a Neon light! Trouble is, you don’t remember what you said! Now what do you do? Do you call and ask? Wait a few more
hours and hope the fog from you hangover will clear so you actually remember the conversation? Were you alone when you did this dreaded action? If your friends were there with you, they need to be fired!
Never let your friend’s drink and dial!
I was with a girlfriend about 3 years ago who became very reflective about the love of her life that got away 5 years previous…No matter how much I begged her not to call him, she ignored me and called
anyway. Not a good scene…He was married, the wife answered, and my friend blurted out who she, was thinking the wife would be cool…You can guess the rest of the story…Worst thing was, he hadn’t missed
my friend since they split up and asked her rudely, what she wanted? Why was she calling after all this time? Women seem to hold on to the memories a lot longer than men do, so ladies, you might want to
remember that in many cases of a break-up you become, Out of sight Out of mind…D&D is not your friend! It makes matters worse for the most part…
D&D happens so often that there is a website called Drunkdialer.com they even have a clothing line! One T-shirt read: Drunk dialing is my way of saying I love you…
While the booty call has always been considered a D&D, there usually is some form of permission between the two people involved so that is not usually a big problem.
It is a big deal when there is anger or a confession revealed to the person at the other end of the D &D…Could it be any more embarrassing to call your Boss and tell him you are pissed off about something
at 1AM??? Sometimes it is just a simple message left on an answering machine with your slurring bunny boiler comments…Messages are even worse, because they have them for evidence against you, if you are
threatening at all…
Remember what happened to Alec Baldwin with his nasty comments to his daughter on Kim Basinger’s answering machine…How much press did that get!!! He called his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, a “thoughtless
little pig,” and bashed her mother Kim Basinger on a taped telephone phone message. There is a 2-minute clip of the whole phone call on youtube. I don’t think he was drunk though, he just dialed LOL…I
think it is safe to assume he has a few anger issues…
Drinking and Dialing often happens late at night when you are loneliest and feel the emptiness more. (Or you are watching a movie or TV of something that reminds you of them!) It can be very overwhelming
especially if you were not the one who ended the relationship. Drinking gives you the confidence to talk yourself into making the call. Takes away your inhibitions! The pros and cons suddenly become only
PRO! You don’t even think about what you are going to say to them, you just pick up the phone like you spoke with them yesterday!
When you get a voicemail instead of the real person, is when you start rambling on and on because you do not have the other party to bounce off of! Then you either start crying or yelling in to the phone out
of frustration. If there was any chance of reuniting with your EX, it is probably OVER after one of these calls in the night, you may have just destroyed your chance to get your ex back.
How do we prevent this all from happening in the first place? The LP4100 phone has a built-in breath analyzer that when blown into by someone that is drunk, gives a warning and displays a picture of a car
swerving on a road and crashing. You can also program the phone to block selected numbers in the address book, like your bosses, moms, exes etc, and the phone will not dial them if the breath analyzer
records a blood-alcohol concentration over 0.08. HOW COOL IS THIS!!!
The AlcAlert, which is a personal alcohol detector, measures the level of alcohol in a person’s breath by utilizing gas sensor technology. It clearly displays the Blood Alcohol Content in digital percentile
increments, in about ten seconds. It’s easy to use. Press the button, wait for the beep, blow into the unit, and within seconds the LCD displays the readout! It easily fits into your pocket or purse and is
about the same size as a lighter. After reading some of the testimonials on this product, it is best to take the reading 30 minutes after a drink, outside the bar atmosphere and be aware that the reading
only goes to “.12″!
Drinking and E-mailing, is just as dangerous and probably more used today that drinking and dialing, as we have the accessibility on many of our cell phones now. If you don’t believe us look in the sent box
and re-read your midnight script. Have you ever seen such a writing challenged message in your life? It is like your fingers drunk too. We do not go on my e-mail after a night out now…Ever. (My New Year’s
call to Sandra this year was obnoxious too but at least I remember it! LOL)
Google has added a feature to G-mail aimed at cutting down on those late night drunken e-mails. The feature “mail googles” generates five simple math problems that must be solved when attempting to send
e-mail late at night. The idea here is to give the user enough time to reflect on what is potentially a poor e-mail decision, whether drunk or sober. So there you have it, other than refraining from alcohol
all together, you have a few other options to keep you from drinking and dailing. We have all done it and will continue to do so if we are not at least conscious of our bad habits…Hope this helps. xoxo the
beavers
SHOW #150A – Dating Topic: WHO SLEEPS IN THE WET SPOT? Bedroom Ettiquete
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As much as we have had guidance in many areas of our lives growing up, how many of us have had a sex etiquette teacher? Unless you have made a conscious effort to learn sexual etiquette, chances are, you are
somewhat naive about what it is, and how to improve it.
Be tactful & respectful when talking about sexual history. Don’t wait to talk about it in the bedroom! Be polite and use diplomacy “Do you have any diseases”, or “Can I have a list of the last 10 people you
have slept with?” are not a good opening lines! First and foremost, it is considered poor etiquette to leave your partner sexually unsatisfied in the bedroom…unless you have talked about it and you are
working on improving it together. Not everyone can orgasm, but it doesn’t let you off the hook not to try every time!
If you have multiple partners, remove any evidence of someone being there previously! That includes pecker hairs on the sheets! You would think this was a given, but you would be very surprised at how many
people do not clean their rooms regularly. Condom wrappers are not decorations and neither is spanking the monkey, Kleenex remnants! If your having sex with someone for the first time, you might want to do a
spot check on just what exactly is in your bedroom and the medicine cabinet! (Many a story has been told, due to this oversight!)
If someone has been invited to YOUR home, you take ownership of the Wet Spot. Whether male or female! This is not a gender thing; we all excrete bodily fluids. Ensure there is toilet paper and a clean towel
for your guest, regardless of whether they are spending the entire night. Have a couple of toothbrushes on hand and some disposable razors.
GUYS: please have some tampons under your sink at all times, there is nothing more embarrassing for a woman than a surprise at that time of the month…Leave them in the front so she doesn’t have to dig for
them or have to ask you.
If you expect someone to go down on you for an hour, don’t hand them a snorkel without reciprocating orally! It is not a one-way street! You will end up with a very bad reputation if you are a selfish lover.
People talk when you are shitty or GREAT in bed…
Guys don’t grab her ponytail or head as an indicator that you would like to to perform felatio, and use the ice cream cone lick when you are first learning about her down south. Pornos make all women look
like they want it hard and rough, most of us don’t. When in doubt, ask, or watch her body language when you are first start cunnilingus… Girls, same for guys! It is not a lollipop or soother although it
feels like it sometimes LOL
Keep the dominatrix apparel out of sight until you have established something with your date…shackles/ handcuffs/ latex and whips, might be a bit much too soon! Have a shower and floss your teeth…If you have
a planned date, don’t chew garlic cloves before they arrive. It is offensive and over powering. It certainly does not make someone want to put his or her tongue in your mouth!!! The Beavers XOX
Show #150B – Dating Topic: RELATIONSHIP ENTRAPMENT
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Are you in a relationship where you feel trapped? There are many reasons this could be the case, but the main one is probably because your partner has something “over you”, that keeps you from leaving…Maybe
they know a big secret that would destroy you? They could hold it over your head if you dumped them…something like laundering money from your company or a big family issue?
It could be that you are medically dependent on them, or they are on you, and it causes a guilt situation if you were to leave them high and dry…especially if the medical issues happened after you were in a
long-term relationship with them… Maybe they would take you to the cleaners financially if you broke up, so you would rather live in an undesirable condition than lose all your money… big price to pay either
way…
Are you staying for the kids because they are holding custody issues over your head? Have you become the Nanny to their children and now feel stuck because you have grown to care for them? But you know that
is ALL, you are to your partner!
On the other side of the coin were you chosen strictly to be a sperm donor so she could get pregnant? Could you NOT see the signs: the crib in the spare bedroom? The infant car seat ready to go, in the back
seat of her car? Could you not hear her loud biological clock ticking like, Big Ben?
These days this is happening much more…She can’t find love and a baby, so she seeks out the next best thing, a poor unsuspecting father to be…How do you know if you are the father in the first place? If you
wear a condom your DNA will not be available! Personally we do not get why men today, trust that a woman is actually ON birth control?! I know so many guys that sleep with numerous women without childproof
security! Emotional entrapment will keep them in the style “they” are looking for! That is how it works…
I know one woman who knew too much about her man’s outside interests (so to speak) His day job totally differed from his moonlighting career! She pretended not to notice, and got caught up in the money
aspect of being a drug dealer’s girlfriend! She ended up calling the cops on him because he wouldn’t spoil her “princess” ideals continually…Can you believe that?
Keep your eyes open when dating people who are somewhat closed or mysterious… Many of them are not the shy silent type! Remember…still waters run deep…sometimes you can drown!
When you do decide that you need to get the Hell out of dodge: Get rid of photos, or any romantic music you listened to with them, and when they try to contact you, screen your calls! Talking to them will
only bring drama…Think of the relationship as crack cocaine…Detoxing is a bitch but to go back to “the habit”, is like signing your own death sentence… Believe in YOURSELF and that you are worth much more
than the poison you just left!
If you DO feel that you are in a situation of emotional entrapment, there are ways to help you. Don’t feel like you are in a blackmail relationship for the rest of your existence… Especially if you are put
in danger on a continual basis…Find someone you trust to talk to, do not deal with it alone. You will never be judged if you ask for help, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel…at the very least
read material on the subject or goggle blog/chat sites that have others in your situation…You can always go to an Internet café if you are afraid of being discovered at home…There is also book we found on
line called: Escaping Emotional Entrapment : It is about… Freedom from negative thinking and unhealthy emotions by Daniel Rutley … We’re always here for you too…XOXO the beavers