Season 1
Barbara Billingsley AKA June Cleaver
talking about real issues, injected with humour and a couple of martinis.
Here are the Beaver’s TOP TEN reasons why we’ve left June Cleaver’s world behind:
10- No need to worry about what to wear while online dating.
9 — Mommy brings home the buffalo, daddy does the dishes
8 — Gravity sucks! Fight back with plastic surgery.
7 — Martinis are prepared at 9:00 a.m., ready for 3:00 p.m. HAPPY HOUR.
6 — The kitchen is not just for cooking anymore.
5 — Just what is cooking and sewing anyway?
4 — Your partner may be your same sex!
3 — Divorce proceedings replace PTA meetings.
2 — Vibrators are a household staple.
AND THE #1 REASON IS…
WE’RE NOT AFRAID TO SAY WHAT OTHERS ONLY THINK, DAMMIT !
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Download MP3 Show Files from 1 to 50 of “Leave it two Beavers” below:
SHOW #1 – DATING HORROR STORIES
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SHOW #2 – DATING ETIQUETTE
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SHOW #3 – INTERNET DATING PROS AND CONS
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SHOW #4 – DATING – CROSSING THE LINE
HOT TOPIC: Vanity! Does age make you more Vain?
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SHOW #5 – DATING: Red- Flashing Lights!
HOT TOPIC: Tattoos and Piercing
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SHOW #6 – DATING: Sex on the first date?
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SHOW #7 – LESBIAN DATING
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SHOW #8 – DATING: What to wear!
HOT TOPIC: FANTASIES
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SHOW #9 – DATING: What Career Works For Your Type?
HOT TOPIC: WHAT IS TOO KINKY??
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SHOW #10 – DATING: Booty Call Vs. Casual Sex
HOT TOPIC: Aging naturally??… Forget about it!!!
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SHOW #11 – DATING: A Male Point Of View
HOT TOPIC: Oral Sex
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SHOW #12 – DATING: Ethnic choices
HOT TOPIC: Valentine’s Day…Do We Care?
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SHOW #13 – DATING: Guidelines For Your Kids
HOT TOPIC: Addictions!
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SHOW #14 – DATING WHILE MARRIED!!
HOT TOPIC: INSECURITIES!
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SHOW #15 – DATING OUTSIDE YOUR CITY
HOT TOPIC: OPENING LINES
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SHOW #16 – DATING: RECYCLING RELATIONSHIPS
HOT TOPIC: BEAUTY TIPS FOR GUYS
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SHOW #17 – DATING YOUNGER MEN
HOT TOPIC: SEX MYTHS DISPELLED
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SHOW #18 – DATING: PET PEEVES!!
HOT TOPIC: HOCKEY TALK with SPECIAL GUEST: KELLY SUTHERLAND (NHL REF #11)
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SHOW #19 – DATING: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
HOT TOPIC: Chivalry…Is it Dead?
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SHOW #20 – DATING: PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN’T DATE!
HOT TOPIC: NEW SEX TREND IN THE U.K. (DOGGING!)
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SHOW #21 – DATING SABOTAGE!
HOT TOPIC: What Turns Women On???
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SHOW #22 – DATING: DATING EMBARRASSMENTS!
HOT TOPIC: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
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SHOW #23 – DATING BURNOUT!!!!
HOT TOPIC: SEXUAL BOREDOM
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SHOW #24 – DATING: DO YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO YOUR EX???
HOT TOPIC: BACKSTABBERS!
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SHOW #25 – DATING: GET OUT OF THE BOX!
HOT TOPIC: BORN AGAIN VIRGINS
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SHOW #26 – (mystery show title)
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SHOW #27 – DATING: OPPOSITES ATTRACT BUT DO THEY WORK? Guest Co-Host: Ellie James
HOT TOPIC: GROUPIES!
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SHOW #28 – DATING: MIXED SIGNALS! SPECIAL GUEST: BRIAN FROM SAN FRANCISCO
HOT TOPIC: IS IT HARD BEING YOU?
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SHOW #29 – DATING: DRINK AND DIAL DISASTERS! SPECIAL GUESTS: DANA & MARINA
DATING: HOW TO GET LAID!
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SHOW #30 – DATING: EROGENOUS ZONES!
HOT TOPIC: BE NICE TO THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU!!
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SHOW #31 – DATING: ARE YOU DATING IN YOUR OWN LEAGUE?
HOT TOPIC: HINTS FOR UNDERSTANDING WOMEN 101
SHOW #32 – DATING: IS MARRIAGE REALLY THE ANSWER?
HOT TOPIC: CHEMISTRY…NOT THE SCIENCE
SHOW #33 – DATING: SELFISH LOVERS!
HOT TOPIC: WHITE LIES…DO YOU TELL…OR NOT?
SHOW #34 – DATING: INHIBITIONS
HOT TOPIC: WHAT TO DO BEFORE YOU REACH 40
SHOW #35 – DATING: SEX TOYS AND OTHER AIDS
HOT TOPIC: FEMALE CHAUVANISM
SHOW #36 – DATING THE SOCIALLY RETARDED
HOT TOPIC: WHEN SHOULD YOU GET A BOOB JOB?
SHOW #37 – DATING: 15 BIGGEST REASONS MEN AND WOMEN DO NOT GET PAST THE FIRST 3 MONTHS!
HOT TOPIC: RUDE PEOPLE!
SHOW #38 – DATING SOMEONE FROM A DYSFUNCTIONAL BACKGROUND
HOT TOPIC: ARE YOU CONSIDERED HIGH MAINTENANCE?
SHOW #39 – DATING: HOW DOES A MARRIAGE SURVIVE? SPECIAL GUESTS: SANDRA & DENICE
HOT TOPIC: IS THERE SUCH A THING AS MALE MENOPAUSE?
SHOW #40 – DATING: Are You Sexy – SPECIAL GUESTS: Tracy
HOT TOPIC: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS!!
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SHOW #41 – DATING: IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP STIFLING YOU? (What Would I Be Doing If I Wasn’t In This Relationship?)
HOT TOPIC: REMEMERING THE GOOD THINGS
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SHOW 42 – DATING: ARE YOU SETTLING OR BEING TOO PICKY? SPECIAL GUEST: SHARON
· Is your Biological Clock ticking so loud it hurts?
· Divorced men like that “come home to someone” routine
· Are you too picky because you don’t like back hair?
· Is your photo album full of “only” Asian ex- girlfriends?
· “Desperate Daters” should be a reality Show!!
HOT TOPIC: AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!
· Afternoon Sex is memorable because you are not drunk
· Get loud & talk dirty, while the neighbours at work
· For that lunchtime quickie, make an illegal dentist appt.
· Afternoons are Naughty…adding to the mood
· Men don’t roll over and go to sleep after a NOONER!
SHOW 43 – DATING: IS FLIRTING OK OR CAN IT BE DANGEROUS?
· Learn “FLIRTING 101″ to get out of that speeding ticket
· Teenage girls USE dangerous manipulative tactics
· The Opportunist: Flirting for your own personal gain!
· Commercials use flirtation to sell their products
· Flirtatious compliments are beneficial to others self worth
HOT TOPIC: WHY DO WE EVEN WANT CHILDREN??
· Re-hab fees are now replacing education funds!
· Grow-ops in the attic are the new plant-life in the home
· Parents on vacation means OPEN HOUSE non-stop
· Do we really need new friends like the principal or police?
· But…they are so cute when they are sleeping…
SHOW 44 – DATING: THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY!!
· Dating a “Game Player”? They’re just not that into you!!
· Jealous games are like walking in a MINE FIELD…
· USING SEX to get what you want, can get you shot! Marriage can be a power struggle…let the games begin
· Women play games better…we’re more convincing!
HOT TOPIC: DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER????
· 82% of women like the average size…5-6 inches
· Some ethnic backgrounds really are more endowed!
· Women’s size can vary after giving birth more than once
· Do guys really like huge boobs? Thank God for ASS men
· Hung like a donkey?…say good-bye to oral sex!!
SHOW 45 – DATING: IS IT TIME TO MOVE IN TOGETHER??
· Are people moving in together for cost efficiency only?
· Convenience is the #1 reason people shack up!
· Statistics show that many couples who live together do not marry
· Talk about “the baby thing” BEFORE you move in together!
· Walked down “the aisle” 3 times or more? Live together!!
HOT TOPIC: ARE YOU A CHRISTMAS ORPHAN???
· No family?? Accept Christmas invites appreciatively!!
· Childhood sadness should not STAY as a reason to hate Christmas
· Are you a Scrooge?? Don’t rain on our parade!!!
· Hate commercialism? Don’t let your Christmas play that role
· Christmas negativity is only what you ALLOW it to be!!
SHOW 46 – DATING: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE READY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP??
· Are you planning separate vacations still?
· Is your heart set on buying a condo in another city?
· Are your thoughts mainly about them?
· Do you feel like an 18 year old, but you are actually 40?
· Is your original Berlin Wall starting to crumble when they are around?
HOT TOPIC: GET OFF YOUR F—FRACKING COUCH IN 2006!!
· Too damn busy? Means too damn LAZY!!
· Flour and water makes glue, no more white stuff!!
· Lose 15 lbs. in a month, quit smoking weed!
· Drink 1 litre of water only! Save the other litre for red wine.
· Don’t reward weight loss with food…go shopping instead!!
SHOW 47 – DATING: LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
· Are you repeating patterns with where you search??
· Bars & Nightclubs are one night stand territory!!!
· Men looking for SEX do not want to have to “WORK IT”
· Are you a groupie who only ever has “one type”??
· Big tits and blonde hair are a prerequisite for lounge lizards
HOT TOPIC: RELATIONSHIP ENTRAPMENT!!
· Does her biological clock sound like Big Ben???
· Are you in her bedroom only as a sperm donor?
· Is he looking for a Nanny for his children?
· DNA tests can be alleviated by using CONDOMS!!
· Emotional entrapment will keep you in the style “they” are accustomed to..
SHOW 48 – DATING: TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS!
· Yes, you can love your pool boy and your husband at the same time!
· Having “a” lover does not necessarily mean you LOVE them
· If your heart is NOT invested just go with it!
· Two cities, two lovers…double life = double fun!
· Mundane marriages are prone to needing a good F–K!!
HOT TOPIC: CAN WE REALLY HAVE IT ALL???
· Why does life flow for some and not for others?
· BELIEVE!!! Excuses are for the weak…
· Sabotage is your SUCCESS INHIBITOR!!!!!
· Childhood trauma creates fight for survival as an adult!
· Boring ROUTINE slows creative achievement
SHOW 49 – DATING OLDER MEN
· Older men have better insight due to the scars of their past
· Under 25? You will always be regarded as a trophy wife!
· His wallet looks good at 40, his wheelchair doesn’t at 70
· Older men follow thru on dates, younger men blow you off!
· Less sexual pressure…young guys are walking hard-ons!!
HOT TOPIC: SECRETS!!!!!
· Secret Lesbian desires in a heterosexual relationship?
· Don’t tell the new guy that you lit the old guys car on fire!
· Secrets in the workplace should NEVER be revealed
· First date confessions ensures NO second date!
· Secret bank account or mattress money? Shhhhh…
SHOW 50 – DATING: FIFTY BEST SEX TIPS!!!!
· Romance is #1 for women
· Getting their rocks off is #1 for men
· Pantyless-less dinners will get you that new diamond necklace
· Men: after you orgasm, sex is NOT OVER!
· Get rid of Granny undies and tighty whities
HOT TOPIC: WHO REALLY WANTS TO BE A CELEBRITY
· Want to see Stars having sex?… www.paparazzifilth.com
· Tom Cruise sucks up to Media for self-promotional value
· See what stars have cellulite and fat abs…read The Enquirer
· Is being famous worth the lack of privacy and exposure?
· Does the relentless Media push people into Rehab??