Season 2
Download Audio Show Files from 51 to 99 here:
SHOW 51 – DATING: THE MALE EGO vs. THE FEMALE EGO
· The EGO is a huge contributor in relationship break-ups!
· Men always think they are good looking…ASK ONE!
· Egos in the workplace? Find their weak spots and USE IT
· Men brag, Women whine…
· Ego’s can MOVE mountains or DESTROY them!
HOT TOPIC: USE YOUR SENSES TO HEIGHTEN SEXUAL PLEASURE
· TOUCH is more than gentle caressing, be assertive
· Blindfold your partner and make them touch you
· Look into their eyes with EVERY move you make
· Your Natural Scent can make or break a future with them
· Dirty talk is erotic…but, make sure you know their name!
SHOW 52 – DATING: CRAZY THINGS YOU’VE DONE FOR LOVE
· Do we really LOVE the person we can’t have?
· Jealousy brings out the Fatal Attraction in all of us!
· Can manipulative pregnancies keep our man by our side?
· He wants you to have a boob job. If he paid, would you?
· Just HOW MUCH would you change for the person you love
HOT TOPIC: COUGARS… WHEN TO KNOW WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
· A Cougar is a classy and attractive older woman 35-50
· Dress trendy, but age appropriate…No bare midriffs
· www.urbancougar.com is devoted to older women who like to hunt younger men
· Hot Older Mom’s could be a threat to their sons
· The Movie Mrs. Robinson should not play out in real life
SHOW 53 – DATING: DO I HAVE TO BE IN LOVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?
· “YOU COMPLETE ME” is a bogus line!! Complete yourself!
· Do we always have to be in love? Isn’t sex enough?
· Do men playing the field get the same flack as women?
· Tina Turner sings it well…”What’s love go to do with it?”
· Hurried expectations can tarnish LOVE from maturing
HOT TOPIC: PRIVATE MOMENTS SHOULD BE JUST THAT…PRIVATE!!
· How much do you “let out there” for others to DISSECT??
· Extroverts will always be “the subject” at the water cooler
· Trust very FEW with your most private secrets
· Want to be left alone? Be an Introverted Bore!
· Beware of the inquiring friend that says nothing about them
SHOW 54 – DATING: DATING IN THE GAY COMMUNITY SPECIAL GUEST: GEOFF
· What age do most men KNOW their sexual preference?
· Would you be heterosexual is you had a choice?
· Does SIZE matter???
· Is there monogamy in most Gay relationships?
· Why are some gay men more flamboyant than others?
HOT TOPIC: ARE YOU TOO INTENSE????
· Intense people have huge expectations with everyone!
· Is Intensity really just a form of FEAR?
· Tequila shooters help lessen your Anal ways
· The 12 step program is for YOU, not everyone you meet!
· Does your Doctor’s negativity make you want to slit your wrists???
SHOW 55 – DATING: SPRING FEVER!!!
· New Years Resolutions should be made in April!
· Spring Fever “wakens” sexual awareness…
· New Season & New Beginnings, mean fresh outlooks
· Put a SPRING in your step, try Viagra or Cialas!
· “Nourish your roots to encourage new shoots”
HOT TOPIC: ASEXUAL PERSPECTIVES
· Are you ASEXUAL? Find out at www.asexuality.org
· Just what does asexual mean?
· What is life like for people who practise this lifestyle?
· Is the term, sexual dysfunction, in the same classification?
· Is it a medical condition or a life choice?
SHOW 56 – DATING: HOW MUCH ADVICE SHOULD YOUR FRIENDS GIVE YOU WITH REGARDS TO DATING??
· Is it OK to give your 2 cents about a friend’s date?
· How honest are YOU, when they ask for your advice?
· Are your Morals too strong to be non-judgemental?
· With Age comes wisdom, or is it Complacency?
· Are you giving Advice or Criticism? Delivery is everything!
HOT TOPIC: KNOWING WHEN TO CALL IT QUITS!
· Just how much do you TAKE or GIVE to your partner?
· Brainwashed Upbringings cause TOXIC futures!
· Archaic Religious Beliefs can produce unwise choices
· Life’s hard paths usually turn out to be the better route
· Be in CHARGE of your own Destiny without DICTATION
SHOW 57 – DATING TOPIC: WHAT DOES CLOSURE ACTUALLY MEAN?
· Are you guilty of the merry-go-round “5 time” break-ups?
· “It’s not you, it’s me” IS NOT AN EXPLANATION!
· Move them out of your closet and OUT of your head
· Memories should be minimized: Burn photos!!
· Protect your belongings, break up with them at their place!
HOT TOPIC : HE SAID / SHE SAID
· Would a TRANSVESTITE have SAY at an Auto body shop?
· Do not ask if you look FAT, unless you want the honest answer
· The toilet paper roll is only for women to change, obviously!
· “Sports Corners” make up for female shoe collections
· Flatulence to a guy is competitive!
SHOW 58 – DATING TOPIC: CHECKLISTS!!!!
· Are they emotionally available?
· Are you step-parent challenged?
· Happy being alone does not mean you are a Uni-bomber!
· Facial features reveal their personality and background!
· Geographically desirable is one of the top “5″
HOT TOPIC: OUTDOOR SEX
· Tune in to find out why door frames are the latest!
· www.Ishaggedhere.com is a website for Outdoor Ideas!
· For the adventurous types, try canoes & rock ledges!
· Outdoor sex in daylight is for experienced voyeurs
· Show a little outdoor sex etiquette – remember to clean up after yourselves
· Sex in a graveyard is just plain sick & twisted! See your doctor…
SHOW 59 – DATING TOPIC: ARE YOU TOO EASY???
· Are we back in the 60’s, sexually speaking?
· Be careful guys: Easy girls can come with an AGENDA
· Being a “Bad Boy” is addictive! Forbidden fruit can sour
· EASY LAY? Cougars, Groupies, Gold diggers…
· Easy girls look for LOVE in all the wrong places!
HOT TOPIC: PMS TIPS FOR GUYS!!!
· Do not tell her she looks FAT when she asks you!
· DO NOT MUTTER: You must be on the RAG!
· Buy take out and ice cream on the way home from work
· Be compassionate even if you have to fake it!
· Imagine what it would be like to have a big wad of cotton shoved up your Vijay jay every 3 hours…
SHOW 60 – DATING TOPIC: ARE YOU WHIPPED?
· Do you walk on eggshells continually with THEIR moods?
· Are you so desperate, that abuse is better than being alone
· Is your partner bored because you are TOO kiss ass?
· Your friends have come and gone, it’s all about THEM!
· Are you making excuses for their bad behaviour?
HOT TOPIC: DEALING WITH YOUR PARTNERS EX
· DO NOT interfere with their past relationship issues
· Step children should listen to one MOM and one DAD!
· Do not cut down anyone’s EX…leave it alone
· Child support payments are mandatory, get over it, or move on!
· Don’t tell the Ex-wife how good her EX is in bed, with you!
SHOW 61 – DATING: DO YOU PRECEDE YOUR REPUTATION?
· Do you perceive yourself the way others do??
· When someone thinks you’re a BITCH, say “thank you!”
· Nice guys with an EDGE, do NOT finish last!
· Get a dating REP for credibility
· Nymphomaniac? Do you see a problem??? I don’t…
HOT TOPIC: RUMOURS!!!
· Gossip is malicious, rumours usually have some validity.
· Business rumours usually come with a pink slip.
· Should you investigate infidelity rumours?
· Success brings jealousy which encourages rumours…
· Some people start rumours for their own enhancement.
SHOW 62 – DATING: TRUST!!!
· Are you questioning your dating choices continually?
· On-line dating is a huge place for distrust and deceit!
· Trust your gut, not your loins!
· When in doubt, “Goggle” their name.
· Do you trust your OWN motives???
HOT TOPIC: IS THE WORD “FORGIVE” OVER-RATED?
· Forgiving them is more for their ego than for your healing.
· Take responsibility for your actions not someone else’s.
· Karma will take care of forgiveness!!
· When a child gets hurt, there is NO forgiveness!
· Forgiveness is in the eye of the beholder…
SHOW 63 – DATING: SAFETY TIPS!! SPECIAL GUEST: TAYLOR
· Take your drink with you in a Bar or Nightclub when going for a pee
· When calling an “On-Line Date” use *67 first
· ALWAYS listen to your gut to spot red flags!
· Do not “drink and date”, stay sober the first few times
· Listen to how your date talks about his EX!
HOT TOPIC: WHAT MAKES SO MANY OF US COMMITMENT PHOBIC???
· Is FEAR, the root of this phobia?
· Is society making us feel like we HAVE to be committed?
· Do we always think we can DO better?
· Are you purposely TOO busy to date?
· Do you find fault even with the colour of their socks?
SHOW 64 – DATING: SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY
· Do you want to have sex with them every time you see a staircase?
· Kiss passionately once a day and you will STAY married!
· Sexual compatibility is the GLUE in any potential relationship
· You LOVE their smell
· Sex over time is less exciting with emotional disconnection
HOT TOPIC: STATISTICS…HOW IMPORTANT ARE THEY?
· Does it really matter which race has the biggest penis? Hmmm…
· Have you kept a “log” on all your sexual encounters?
· SAME sex relations with women, is 4% since 2002
· Record number of male orgasms in an hour is 16! His phone number is…
· Our producer had ten in one 24 hour period.
· Formicrophilia is an actual fetish for enjoying having small insects crawl on your genitals!
SHOW 65 – DATING: HOLIDAY ROMANCE!
· What goes on the road, stays on the road, is for ALL ages!
· Self esteem issues? Have a holiday fling!
· Stella got her Groove Back and more, on her vacation
· Everyone comes into your life for a reason, enjoy the moment
· Memories of a romantic holiday will ALWAYS be vivid…
HOT TOPIC: FAMILY CRAP!!!!
· Childhood survival is the foundation of our adult path
· Everybody’s family has SHIT!!
· Family can be like a BAD TABLOID, always an open book!
· It’s OK, we ALL have an Uncle Fester and a Transvestite cousin.
· Behavioural memory can mirror one of your parents within yourself, later!
SHOW 66 – DATING: ROMANTIC REUNIONS
· Has your Soul Mate come and gone?
· www.Classmates.com can help rekindle the boyfriend that got away
· “Same time next year” romance is fun but seldom permanent
· The older you are, the better chance you have, to fall in love at a reunion
· “Recapturing of the past is felt as a re-experience of youth”
HOT TOPIC: TRAVEL ETIQUETTE FOR DUMMIES!!
· Strip searches may become the SEX you are NOT getting at home!
· The Obnoxious passenger gets a police escort not an UPGRADE!
· Employees do not get paid for delays, so yell at management instead!
· SHIT HAPPENS, you’ll get there eventually…
· WEATHER is not the travel company’s fault…Get mad at God…
SHOW 67 – DATING: MEETING THE FAMILY!!!
· Have you already been invited to a family dinner after 3 dates?
· Family meetings are TESTS to see if you FIT IN
· Do family rules change when there is a divorce??
· Meeting the parents could help make a marital decision..RUN!
· Some ethnic family meetings come with death threats!
HOT TOPIC: DO YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO APOLOGIZE?
· Can you apologize without wincing?
· Saying you are sorry to your kids, teaches them how to say it too!
· Words can hurt forever and make a big dent in someone’s self esteem.
· It is always better late than never, to say you are sorry
· Are you an easy mark, ALWAYS saying you’re sorry and taking the blame?
SHOW 68 – DATING: ALCOHOL CAN MAKE YOUR DATES THE GOOD, BAD OR THE UGLY!
· Consumption of alcohol made lead you to believe that you are invisible
· Do you drink your dates into a “10″ regularly?
· Most of us born in the 60’s and 70’s have fetal alcohol syndrome!
· Excess alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area
· Too much alcohol may result in pregnancy!
HOT TOPIC: MY HUSBAND’S AN AXE MURDERER!
· What causes women to stand by their partner in crime??
· Ted Bundy had a fan club of obsessed women! He married one!
· Read: “Women Who Love Men Who Kill” by Sheila Isenberg
· The Green River killer had 3 wives who were obviously blind!
· Nicole Simpson literally lived with an Axe Murderer…OJ!
SHOW 69 – Yin/Yang Baby!!!!! GUEST BEAVER: ellie james (www.elliejames.com)
DATING: COMFORT ZONES
· Different comfort zones pull opposites apart!
· Con-artists have a talent for making people feel comfortable!
· Intimidating sex will NOT get her wearing stilettos in bed
· First impressions are the first phase of comfort zones
· Is she really a Bitch or just shy, boys???
HOT TOPIC: TRENDS AND FADS
· THE 60′S AND 2000′S are still ALL about weed
· Thank God the 70’s and 80’s had great music, nothing else counted!
· Dating technology is all about The Internet now…what’s a bar?
· Bald is “in”, back hair “is”…absolutely disgusting!
· Firemen are OUT! Chefs are the HOT…new career!?
SHOW 70 – DATING: SERIAL DATING!
· Want to date more than 2 people? Internet Dating permits this!
· Dating Resumes make the initial small talk less tedious
· Can your soul mate be overlooked as the revolving door swings too fast?
· Cut to the chase on the 1st date, and say: “you’re cute, let’s have SEX”!
· Serial Dating is only for the rich….or Starbucks cheapskates!
HOT TOPIC: THE TOP SEXIEST ITEMS!
· There is conservative sexy and raunchy sexy, who are you?
· Voice tones are hugely sexy and may get you laid
· Want more sex guys? Confidence AND class is a sure f–k!
· Bananas and Beer bottles make a man sit up and take notice!
· Rent a Ferrari today and get a hotel room tonight!
SHOW 71 – DATING: ARE YOU DESPERATE???
· The smell of desperation is worst than B.O!!
· Playing hard to get makes them appreciate you more
· A person is appealing when they are comfortable alone
· Vulnerable people are easy prey to the abusive
· You may as well have a sign on your head when you date married men
HOT TOPIC: DO YOU HAVE ATTITUDE???
· Attitude can help with career movement…CEO’s are never wimps!
· Attitude breeds attitude! If you don’t want it…Don’t give it!
· Attitude is 7% words, 38% tone of voice & 55% body language!
· Too much drama? Remove yourself from the situation.
· Power should “not go” to the person who frustrates, or controls you
SHOW 72 – DATING: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE???
GUEST BEAVER: ellie james (www.elliejames.com)
· Do not pick out the china pattern until after you’ve dated 6 months!
· GREAT SEX does not solely define a relationship…shit!
· Love is the ability to compromise and find a common ground.
· Lust is self gratification…Is that a problem????
· Love is not possessive, INFATUATION is!!!
HOT TOPIC: WHY DO WE ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE?
· Why do people wait ’til they are dying to say “I Love you”?
· Psychologists are rich because, most of us are wimps!
· Why is “Communicative Honesty” one of life’s hardest conquests?
· Live your life now!..Pension Plans dictate conservative behaviour!
· How many funerals do we have to attend before we realize that life is too short?
SHOW 73 – DATING: DATING SOMEONE HIGH PROFILE!!
· Being a politician’s mistress could leave you six feet under!
· Date a “Rich Bitch” today and feel like the “Pool Boy” tomorrow!?!
· Professional Athletes understand the brotherhood of Polygamists.
· Dating high profile is addictive! It is hard to take off that glass slipper.
· Are you shallow and a gold digger? Try <>www.MillionaireMatch.com
HOT TOPIC: REVENGE!!!
· Is your wife addicted to soap operas? Crazy Glue her remote control!
· Plant Marijuana in your “nasty” neighbours yard, and water daily.
· Someone steal your parking spot? Whipped cream can spell ASSHOLE nicely…
· Iipstick works well too!
· Revenge doesn’t have to be malicious, it can be comical and playful.
· Here is a website to help you say what needs to be said anonymously…go to:www.Payback.com
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SHOW 74 – DATING: ONE SIDED SEX!
· Compromise and communication help alleviate one sided sex!
· Abstinence in the bedroom, eventually spells: D I V O R C E
· Sexless relationship? Join: Undersexed Incorporated or USI
· Sexual rejection can become a feeling of NORMALCY
· Do not ignore sexual tension, BUT, talk outside the bedroom!
HOT TOPIC: BODY IMAGE
· Women are competitive and dress mostly for other women
· Posture speaks confidence and makes people see “YOU”.
· Website www.adiosbarbie.com , helps people love their body
· Eating disorders now include 10% of the male population
· Half the battle is realizing that we ALL have insecurities!
SHOW 75 – DATING: SURVIVING A SHITTY DATE!
Guest Beaver: ellie james
· Always have a “First Date Disaster Kit” on hand
· Familiarize yourself with all exits
· Remember to nod and blink, when you tune them out!
· First Dates are like “Job Interviews With Cocktails”
· Wear a stethoscope for that quick exit hospital emergency!
HOT TOPIC: SECOND TIME AROUND – MARRYING AGAIN?
· Weddings are back in VOGUE, everyone is doing it…twice!
· Loneliness is the #1 reason people re-marry
· 3rd time down the aisle? ELOPE for God’s sake!!
· Make sure you get rid of old baggage (unless it’s Louis Vintton)
· BEWARE: Being a step parent can turn you into, Mommy Dearest
SHOW 76 – DATING: INDECENT PROPOSALS
· Hotel Elevator Cameras can bring you OUT of your shell!
· Passenger rendezvous in the Lavatory, make 747 travel more exciting
· Stalker Alert! Fantasy SEX via E-mail, from a stranger
· Wear a trench coat to meet your date and nothing else
· Don’t just bring anyone home to your girl, talk about a three-some first!
HOT TOPIC: THE NEW METRO-SEXUAL MAN!
· Do you see a stylist, instead of a barber?
· Is your shampoo and hair Gel now called “products”?
· A few Veneers , some back wax and hair dye can double your sex life!
· Botox patients are 40% men and rising!
· Moisturizing and exfoliating are now in men’s bathroom routine
SHOW 77 – DATING: GET OFF YOUR BAR STOOL!!
· Is your Bar Stool your security blanket?
· Painting all women with the “high maintenance brush” ensures loneliness
· Are the “Palm Sisters” getting more action due to fear of commitment?
· Does your Bar Stool have an engraved name plate?
· Fear of Rejection is the #1 destroyer of deserved happiness…TALK!
HOT TOPIC: OFFICE PARTY ETIQUETTE!!
· DON’T DRINK! ha ha ha ha (yeah right)
· Do not enter the stockroom for any reason!
· NEVER discuss anyone in the washroom
· Get that raise!…Spike your Boss’s eggnog and film him in action!
· Your turn to host? Open house 3-6pm is SAFE… less drunks
SHOW 78 – DATING: DATING DURING THE HOLIDAYS
GUEST WOLF: Bruce
· Online dating during the holidays means less competition
· 24 hour Christmas date? www.vacations4gentlemen.com
· Isolation over the holidays is NOT the answer to finding a future date
· 90 Million singles in the USA, means there is someone for everyone!
· The perfect family over Christmas does not exist, everyone has Crap.
HOT TOPIC : REGRETS
· Are you happy with who YOU have become?
· Is your career making you miserable that it reflects in your personal life?
· Do you stand up for yourself or are you other people’s doormat?
· Have you dealt with your childhood demons?
· Have some of your past regrets been a blessing when you look back?
SHOW 79 – DATING TOPIC: RIGHT PERSON, WRONG TIME!
· Is it really bad timing, or the wrong person?
· Your Soul Mate is not the one that got away, they don’t leave.
· Real Love means “obstacles” are actually compromises!
· Being too picky in your youth makes you “settle” in your future.
· The right person does not get away, because they are NOT meant to be there.
HOT TOPIC: PARENTING AFTER 40!
· Starting a second family? DO NOT forget your 1st one.
· First time parent at 50? Leave the paranoia at home!
· Regain your youth, kids keep you young.
· Don’t be offended by comments like: “What a cute grandchild”.
· Regardless of your age, always be a hands-on parent.
SHOW 80 – DATING: BODY LANGUAGE
· Only 7-11% of human communication is verbal!
· Are you being deceived? Watch their eyes shift to the left.
· Body language is the universal language of unspoken sex!
· Nail biters and fidgeters are insecure and nervous.
· Interviewers use body language as a hiring tool.
HOT TOPIC: CELIBACY
· Celibacy “used” to be practiced only by “the religious”.
· Were you a slut in high school? Take time out for celibacy.
· Is your career demand a chastity belt? Change jobs now!
· Abstain from sex for a year to let your heart and groin heal.
· Celibacy can end up being a medical issue!
SHOW 81 – DATING: ARE YOU A MUSHBALL???
· Do you say I love you openly? or only after 12 beers?
· Machoism and women’s lib is OUT, loving each other is Back!
· Is your girlfriend a border line stalker sending 10 e-mails a day?
· Gifts should be occaisional not the glue that keeps her there
· Mushballs in the work place will get passed by for promotion!
HOT TOPIC: VERBAL BLUNDERS!!!
· Have command of the English language at all times!
· “They misunderestimated me” is one Bushism that proves this
· Advertisements use them to sell: “you can’t beat our meat” (butcher)
· Sometimes the subconsious verbalizes truthful blunders in retaliation
· Bus driver blunder: “As you exit the vehicle, please lower your head and watch your step,
· If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language”
SHOW 82 – DATING: DATING BOOKS AND SOME OF THEIR VIEWS
· Are you in a dating pattern that doesn’t work?
· The book titled “The Rules” has some dated, sexist content
· Worth checking out “I Used To Miss Him…But My Aim Is Improving” By Alison James
· EVERY woman should read “He’s Just Not That Into You” By Greg Behrendt
· Learn how to enjoy your time alone, it is an attractive quality
HOT TOPIC: COINCIDENCE?…OR NOT?
· Even the smallest intuition should NOT be ignored.
· Read “The Celestine Prophecy” to gain insight on “so called “coincidences
· Listening to your gut will always be the right path!
· Is your Sixth Sense ESP (extra sensory perception)?
· Is it a coincidence when one person changes your life forever with one meeting?
SHOW 83 – DATING: WHO SLEEPS IN THE WET SPOT? (BEDROOM ETIQUETTE)
Guest Beaver: ellie james
· Avoid the wet spot…USE A TOWEL!!
· Don’t make him jealous of your vibrator, invite him to join in
· BJ’s are the way to a man’s heart and wallet…
· NO TV’s in the bedroom unless there is a Porno playing!
· Turn off your phone, no texting messages during oral sex
HOT TOPIC: ARE YOU HAPPY???
· Are you popping little pink pills like breath mints?
· Negative friends are contagious! Hang with happy people…
· Understand that you “DESERVE” happiness it is not Luck!
· Pursuing goals gives you a purpose, and builds self worth
· Balance is the key to happiness, obsessiveness is NOT!!
SHOW 84 – DATING: WHAT TO WATCH OUT FOR WITH FUTURE INLAWS!
· Are you Outlawed from family photos?
· Are your blended families like “The Fockers”?
· Wedding compromises will make or break your “future inlaws”
· Borrowed Finances should come from a BANK! Not inlaws.
· You DO NOT know “better” how to raise your child’s, babies…
HOT TOPIC: PROGRESSIVE IRRITATION
· I love her, but now, after a year, her laugh irritates me!
· Our parents are GOD until we are 10, and by 15, they become 4 eyed Aliens!
· Love your work colleague, then a promotion makes them a controlling boss.
· Poker with the neighbours stops, after weekly Sunday 7am, weed wacking!.
· Can you Live with the irritation? Or will you eventually go postal?
SHOW 85 – TODAY’S TOPIC: THE NAKED TRUTH EXOTIC DANCERS’ CHARITABLE DONATION REJECTED BY
THE BREAST CANCER SOCIETY OF CANADA – SPECIAL GUEST: TRINA RICKETTS
· Visit www.nakedtruth.ca a web site dedicated to exotic dancers.
· Donations for Cancer are a blessing and ALL should be accepted.
· Fan mail has helped make this story “something to talk about”.
· Erotic dancers are people, walk in their shoes before judgement is made!
· Fundraising is about “heart” and should not be discouraged, EVER!
PART TWO: THE PROFESSION OF DANCING
· A dancer’s Life is more than just stripping
· Visit www.thevixenwithin.com to book pole dancing lessons with Trina
· Buy your own pole, complete with carrying case, for home visits or travel!
· Many exotic dancers dance their way through college to a new career.
· Being a dancer is a choice, by the dancer, no one is manipulated into the profession!
SHOW 88 – DATING: LITTLE BLACK BOOK
· The Little Black Book has now become the Palm Pilot.
· Is it OK to keep the book when in a committed relationship?
· Marilyn Monroe’s Address Book sold at auction for $75,000 in June 2005.
· Gold Stars and Rating Systems should be in a code only YOU know!
· www.blackbookonline.info is a web site for investigating federal data.
HOT TOPIC: BEHAVIOUR BREEDS BEHAVIOUR!
· Learn how to react to negativity with opposition.
· When a customer complains to you, tell them “I feel your pain”.
· Validate people’s feelings, don’t dismiss them (unless it lasts more than 10 minutes)!
· Marijuana reduces Road Rage (by the time you slowly react, the other car is gone).
· Con Artists pounce on their prey by watching peoples’ vulnerable behaviours.
SHOW 87 – DATING: EMPTY PROMISES
· Do you keep taking the Bull Shit bait but keep getting thrown back ?
· Is there validity to your on-going discussions or is it all hot air ?
· Empty promises are how rabbit boilers and stalkers are born !
· Been promising her that baby for too long ?…whoops… What pill ?
· Are you constantly living in their time frame ? YOU ARE IN DENIAL !
HOT TOPIC: CELEBRITY FIXATIONS AND REALITY TV
· Who’s home will we be living vicariously in this week ?
· You know you’ve “made it” when you become a WAX FIGURE !
· Celebrities give us something to talk about, negative and positive !
· Why are we less judgemental after celebrities die? NOW we care?
· Is celebrity entertainment news beneath you? Are you a closet Tabloid reader ?
SHOW 88 – DATING: WHY IS DATING IN VANCOUVER SO DAMN HARD?
· Are Canadians conservative or are we just boring ?
· Attitude is the killer of Vancouver’s dating scene.
· Vancouver is “cliquey”…many do not move out of their circle.
· Vancouver can sometimes be a NO FUN zone…we need to take lessons from Europe.
· When a theme is presented (hockey playoffs), Vancouver Rocks !
HOT TOPIC: ARE YOU AN ENABLER OR WITH SOMEONE WHO ENABLES YOU?
· An enabler prevents a person from being self-sufficient !
· Enabling kids will only give them a sense of entitlement.
· Silence condones behavioural issues !
· We have become enablers of our children’s APATHY !
· Learn to “give as well as receive”.
SHOW 89 – DATING: FINANCIAL DIFFERENCES
· Who wears “the financial pants” in your relationship?
· Are you constantly apologizing for being The Bread winner?
· Men…it’s OK for women to bring home the buffalo now !
· Women bringing home the bigger paycheck is up 16% since 1980 ! You Go Girl!
· You may make more money, but they may have more investment sense !
HOT TOPIC: IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM JOIN ‘EM!
· Are you caught up in routine boredom?
· If you follow the so-called, “Age Textbook” you may become stuck !
· People’s points of view are just another opinion, NOT a confrontation
· Join forces with others to make the competition work FOR you
· People’s Life Motto should be: Don’t knock it til you try it !
SHOW 90 – DATING: DEFINING INFIDELITY
· Are you emotionally or physically cheating?
· Would you ask your partner to tell you what they thought cheating meant?
· Men & Women have very different views on what cheating means – no surprise there !
· What would hurt you more? Finding out they cheated on you emotionally or physically with another person?
· What are you doing to keep the spark alive and not giving your partner a reason to stray?
HOT TOPIC: SO MANY HATS, SO LITTLE TIME
· Do you know when it’s time to pass on responsibilities to someone else?
· Working for yourself? Don’t overdo it – HIRE SOME HELP and stay focused on what you do best !
· Overworked at your current job? Being pressured to do more all the time? Time to find another job !
· Keeping busy is a good plan of action but keep your expectations to a realistic level.
· Know your limit…work within it. Stress Kills!
SHOW 91 – DATING: WHAT GIVES YOU A BEDROOM APPETITE?
· The sexual appetite comes BEFORE you enter the bedroom
· Give her moist panties just by talking to her !
· Dimminished sex drive girls? Try the new low-level testosterone patch !
· Anti depressants,”Turn off”, sexual desire
· Low sex drive? Read:”The Great American Sex Diet” by Laura Corn
HOT TOPIC: FACT OR FICTION???
· Is ALL really… Fair in Love and War ?
· Academics add another layer of blur, between fact and fiction!
· Why are the Catholics so rattled by the Book: The Da Vinci Code? Hmmm?
· If you don’t use it you lose it, is a “Fact” in so many ways !
· Are most teenagers assholes ? FACT !
SHOW 92 – DATING: IS YOUR DATE TOO FOR YOU?
· Is your girlfriend HOT? Watch the other women check her out!
· How handsome is he? Are Gay men turning their heads?
· If your date is hotter than you, confidence will make YOU attractive!
· Telling her she looks good in a Moo-Moo shows insecurity!
· Trophy girls are dipsticks!
HOT TOPIC: LAWS OF ATTRACTION!
· “Whatever you are thinking is what you are attracting!”
· Believe you deserve it, and you will have it!
· The movie “The Secret” is a good reminder of what we SHOULD do
· Invite CHANGE, and you will continually GROW…
· A dream is not reality, having a GOAL is!
SHOW 93 – DATING: New Book ‘MEMOIRES OF A DATING JUNKIE’ – Exclusive FIRST Interview with Co-Author Susheela Kundargi
· GO TO: www.DatingJunkieBook.com to register for your copy of this hillarious account of one woman’s dating history.
· Introduction to the Authors: Susheela Kundargi and Regina D’Amore
· How one girls dating life became a novel.
· The Beavers could write a book, but it would be X-rated!
· Susheela is multi-talented, and a role model to women.
· What’s next, a Movie, a book Sequel, Merchandising…?
HOT TOPIC: THIRD TIME LUCKY? Marrying Again, and Again, and Again…
· Are you a serial marrier? www.wedaholic.com is a web site for ‘The Marriage Challenged’ !
· Is a wedding Gift Registry TACKY on the 3rd time around – HELL YES !
· Should you be questioning your relationship patterns before saying ‘I DO’ yet again?
· Stats are up! Every year, 1 million U.S. women marry for the 2nd time.
· Even today, there is a double standard for men and women who re-marry.
SHOW 94 – DATING: ARE YOU A PUSSY? SPECIAL GUEST: BRUCE
· Do your friends call you a pussy regularly?
· Are most of your dates control freaks?
· Have most of your friends deserted you, because they can’t stand “her”?
· What is the attraction to “the bitch” some men have?
· Are you a pussy at home and at the office?
HOT TOPIC: ARE YOU INTIMIDATING TO OTHERS?
· There are 2 Types of Intimidation: Controlling (or) Physical Presence
· Wearing a mask or being untouchable keeps people where YOU want them
· How do others percieve you? Ask your closest friends.
· Is it their OWN insecurity that finds you intimidating?
· Intimidation can be good, when used on negative people!
SHOW 95 – DATING: TURN OFF THE TV FOR MORE SEX!
· Is your sex life lacking due to the 50 inch flat screen in the bedroom?
· A womans brain must be primed for sex, not just her hormones!
· Turning off the TV in all rooms, MAKES couples communicate
· Treat Cooking together as foreplay, and make the Naked Chef look tame!
· Forget sex during hockey playoffs, its just a given!
HOT TOPIC: GIRL ON GIRL SEX…IS THIS THE NEW RAGE?
· Sitcoms are even using girl on girl sex, to boost their ratings!
· Females having an affair with another woman does not MAKE you a Lesbian
· Curiosity, is one of the biggest reasons women indulge in girl/girl action
· Is it cheating on your husband, to have sex with a woman?
· Teenage experimentation is not uncommon at occaisonal sleepovers
SHOW 96 – DATING TOPIC: LOVERS WHO TURN INTO PLATONIC FRIENDS
· Can we really pretend we never had sex?
· Both people must be emotionally removed from each other for it to work.
· Do they sincerely want you to be happy without them?
· The friendship doesn’t have to be 24/7, occasional chats are healthy.
· Ex spouse’s should keep their space from your new relationship!
HOT TOPIC: LIFE’S CELEBRATIONS!
· Are we going over the top with the whole graduation/prom expense?
· Is it just me,or should circumcisions NOT be a celebration???
· A funeral should be a celebration of their life, & no one should wear black !
· OPEN casket services are just plain nasty !
· Weddings should be short and sweet, keep your religion to yourself.
SHOW 97 – DATING: DATING MISTAKES…LOOKING BACK IN RETROSPECT with GUEST BEAVER ANNEMETTE JORGENSEN
· # 1 Dating Mistake….SABOTAGE !
· Fear of rejection?…Most people pre-reject themselves !
· Call WHEN you get their number, 3 weeks later is viewed as an after-thought !
· Listen to your “GUT” not just your loins…
· Careful how fast you hit the sheets…IN FAST / OUT FAST !… Literally
HOT TOPIC: WHAT FOOTPRINTS HAVE
YOU LEFT IN PEOPLE’S LIVES?
· A footprint is: “A small mark in our life that is always remembered”
· One person CAN make a difference in your life, even in a chance moment
· Role Models are “huge” footprints to our self esteem
· People are put in your path for a reason, focus on the benefits
· Footprints should always be reciprocated…learn how to give back
SHOW 98 – DATING: HOW REALLY IMPORTANT IS SEX ? ?
· If sex is unimportant then cheating would be considered unimportant ! ? !
· The body’s most sexual organ is the brain ! …Now you know.
· Intense sex 3 times a week burns 15,000 calories PER YEAR ( = 4 lbs. of weight loss)
· The 2 best DIETS are: falling “IN” and “OUT” of love!
· Not having sex is better than succumbing to terrible sex !! Learn to please yourself or find a better lover.
HOT TOPIC: PACKING ON THE POUNDS!
· Weight creeps up like bad underwear, especially after 40 !
· Eat low glycemic to keep insulin levels from storing too much fat.
· Go slow! Reduce your weight by one size only in the first few months.
· 30 minutes of Hot Sex burns 200 calories…seriously !
· Faking an orgasm burns 160 calories, pulling out a moment before, burns 500 ! … we’re kidding, we’re kidding
SHOW 99 – DATING: DOES A CRUSH HAVE TO BE JUST A CRUSH?
· Crushes can be dangerous – know the dangerous side.
· Adolescent crushes vs. Adult crushes
· Don’t idolize people – keep it REAL !
· How to deal with crushes on co-workers
· Should you tell someone you have a crush on them?
HOT TOPIC: WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT YOURSELF?
· Is it really THAT hard to love something about yourself ?
· Personality or physical traits – what’s your best attribute ?
· Are you willing to embrace change?
· If you want to make a change – start with a posititve attitude !